By the time we arrive at the Blue Water Grill I have sweated through my custom made Hugo Boss undershirt. My hands, which are pale and soggy, are trembling uncontrollably as I clench them tightly together. I had made reservations for an eight-thirty dinner while crouched in the corner of a bathroom stall at Pierce & Pierce a couple hours earlier. After calling Barbounia, Francisco’s, and Le Bernadin and failing to get reservations for dinner with Evelyn, I started picking frantically at my manicured fingernails and smoothing back my already perfectly combed and treated hair. McDermott had mentioned Blue Water Grill to me, describing it as “the epitome of classic New York culture.” Although McDermott’s taste is questionable to say the least, I decided to test his word and call up the new place. If it is as awful as I expect, I can let him know how utterly common it is the next time I see him.
Although I would never admit it to McDermott, Blue Water Grill is very impressive. The dim lighting, smooth, crème-colored tablecloths, and soft jazz give the place an unmistakably classy, New-York mobster feel. I feel sweat creeping under my arms and beginning to bead on my forehead. We order from one of many hardbody waitresses with very large tits. Most of them are blonde, and they are dressed in short skirts with revealing navy blouses that accentuate their tight bodies. I am wearing an exquisite Armani linen suit with faint pinstripes, a crisp, white Armani shirt and a cobalt grey silk tie. My suit stretches snugly across my chest and biceps, which are freakishly large and bulging from the two-hour upper body workout I did at Xclusive earlier today. Evelyn is wearing a red Geoffrey Beene dress with subtle stitching embellishments down her side. She’s been keeping herself in good shape as well – probably a result of her anorexia – one of her only redeeming qualities.
The food is served in tiny, sectioned portions and my peppercorn roast pork with vermouth pan sauce is complemented perfectly by a neat pile of panzanella caprese and a glass of J&B on the rocks. Evelyn’s too mellowed out on Parnate, her new anti-depressant, to do much else besides pick at the blackened whole rainbow trout and potatoes garnished with lemon sitting in front of her. I find her selection to be quite bland, it looks like the chefs just seared a fish on both sides and slapped it — eyes, bones, guts, and all, onto a plate with potatoes — extremely uncreative on their part.
After dinner, Evelyn and I go back to her apartment and as she changes into her nightgown and prepares for bed, I brush my teeth and wash my face — first with anti-acne scrub, then with Cor soap (with chitosan to even out skin tone) — apply lotion generously to maintain fullness and moisture, and use a smaller amount of ReVive intensite Volumizing Serum (This is one of my favorite products, its keratinocyte growth factor speeds dead skin cell turnover to eight times the normal rate, and it eliminates any miniscule lines that might otherwise remain on my face. It is only sold at Neiman Marcus for $600 an ounce, quite the high-class product). I finish by rinsing and gargling twice with mouthwash before changing into my set of silk pajamas by Ralph Lauren. When I get to the bedroom, Evelyn is already hidden deep under the down covers in a drug-induced stupor, the TV buzzing on about some home improvement garden product that “eradicates unwanted weeds in just three to five hours”. Despite the bland evening, I am still horny from an earlier viewing of one of my favorite cinematic adventures, “A Tale of Two Titties,” (a classic about the promiscuous encounters of a busty blonde hardbody with a splashing of high-quality French Revolution violence), so I roll Evelyn over and try to keep her awake. Despite my best attempts, Evelyn remains half-conscious at best, so I spread her legs apart with my hands and press lightly upon her body to avoid crushing her beneath me. It is slow work at first (Evelyn not contributing much, if anything, to the effort), and I find myself having difficulty staying hard even with her supple body lying out before me.
My mind begins to drift to the Patty Winters Show this morning. This particular episode was about abused pets — it focused mostly on a group of a dozen or so starving dogs that were being kept in the basement of some dirty Mexican’s shack. The dogs were found living in piles of their own feces, and the owner hadn’t even taken the time to remove the corpses of two of the older dogs that had died a couple weeks earlier. Since Mr. Sanchez apparently didn’t feed the things either, the rotting corpses provided necessary sustenance for their canine companions, evidenced by large tears in the flesh postmortem. The whole situation reminds me of one of my experiments from when I attended Phillips Exeter Academy. It was early in my lower year when I stole my teacher’s adorable Pomeranian puppy and kept it in a cage in an abandoned maintenance closet, so I could feed it bits of raw dog meat (eventually large chunks, then straight filets) that I obtained from an animal pound nearby. The dog grew strong and healthy on its high-protein diet until it tried to escape, which is when I pulled all of its legs from its body by separating them at the joints with a cafeteria knife and left its legless, stumpy body floating in the lake behind the school.
With my penis back to its full stature, I come to a weak climax inside Evelyn and roll off her body. I lie awake beside her for a couple hours before getting dressed and heading back to my apartment so I can re-watch “A Tale of Two Titties” and masturbate furiously for a few hours.
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The most exciting time of day for Q_P_ was coming up soon! V_P_ Baby Face passed by the bathroom at 7:30 every morning on the way to the elevator. Pretending to mop the floor in the bathroom but really looking out for Baby Face. He was a LOOKER, hot in every sense of the word, & he needed to be my ZOMBIE. He would be my ZOMBIE & love me forever without question. Baby Face would sit with me for hours & cuddle late into the night & suck on my cock when told & bend over when told & let me caress his muscular body & suck on his cock & touch his smooth skin. Ziggy was close but he fought. V_P_ will be my ZOMBIE, I know it.
Mopping the floor & he walks in through the front door. No eye contact, EYE CONTACT gives Q_P_ away! As usual, Baby Face walks forward strongly, his crisp suit flowing around him. Trying to suppress erection, but V_P_ Baby Face is too perfect a specimen. My penis is too hard to hide beneath my janitor’s clothing. Tonight is the night for action! My van parked outside, bottle of chloroform, rope, knife, and map drawn out for the way to the apartment. It had to be the right dose. Too much and he dies, too little and Baby Face might overpower Q_P_ because of his manliness. THE PLAN begins, MY zombie will be tall & muscular & obedient. We will be together, me & ZOMBIE V_P_.
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When I get into the office the next morning, I walk briskly to the elevator to avoid the stare of the new janitor. He is obviously a faggot, and even though he tries to hide his eyes beneath his beaten up trucker hat and maintenance scrubs, I can feel his gaze checking out my chiseled biceps and pecs, and my muscular ass from behind. His stare makes me squirm, and as I prod the elevator button with my lightly bronzed index finger, I can feel sweat begin to tickle the back of my neck. I just hope the faggot janitor doesn’t somehow know about the collection of tongues I have hidden in my briefcase. I recently acquired a fresh tongue to add to the collection – it is by far the best of all the specimens. I severed it using a paring knife, which was much cleaner and more tasteful than hacking it off with the meat cleaver. The meat cleaver only allows for the removal of the tip of the tongue, whereas the paring knife can be wedged deep into the mouth, resulting in a much longer chunk for my collecting pleasure. Today I plan on taking a cab from my apartment to pick up some girls to contribute to my collection. This time I will be smart enough to hold the heads up when I cut the tongues out so they don’t drown in their own blood when I fuck them in the mouth.
After saying goodbye to my assistant, Jean, and making sure to lock up my briefcase, I go back downstairs and pass the faggot janitor again on the way out of P&P. I’m suddenly hit with a realization that chills me to the bone: I forgot to return my copy of “A Tale of Two Titties” to the video store. The thought freezes me halfway down an alley on the way to my apartment and I find myself unable to move forward. I am in desperate need of some drugs. I frantically search my tailored suit’s many pockets and find a few Halicon, which I immediately swallow. My heart continues racing, I can’t calm down. When I finally regain control of myself I scream at the hobo in the alley to get me some cocaine, some heroine, some J&B, anything, but he doesn’t acknowledge my requests and continues to sit in his garbage dump being worthless and smelly. As I walk by him and turn the corner, I am taken aback at how utterly sweet-smelling he is. His stench is overpowering my senses, and as I get closer to him the smell seems to change from sweet to rotten, like the smell exuded from the fingers stuffed with deviled egg that I’ve been keeping in my pantry for the past few days. I feel my knees and legs getting weaker as the smell overtakes my other senses, and it quickly consumes me altogether.
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“V_P_ will be obedient and he will be my zombie.” As the fuzziness clears from my vision, I see that I am tied to a chair with my hands behind my back in a dingy, cramped basement. The only lights come from two lamps: one positioned beside me in the middle of the room, the second in the corner overlooking a desk. A dirty sponge that tastes of blood and mold had been crammed forcefully into my mouth, keeping me from making any noise and making my breathing heavy and labored. I’m also completely naked, my toned abs and cut chest gleam in the light of the surgeon’s lamp above me. On my other side there is a small table with a scalpel and ice pick placed neatly on a paper towel. A hunched-over figure is working fervidly at the desk near the corner of the room, scribbling away at a piece of paper. The figure is talking to itself — “He will be my ZOMBIE, & he will cuddle when told & bend over when told or he will be punished.” Although I am still a little cloudy, I work out that my hands are tied (the knot is clever but tied weakly), and my forearms and fingers are strong enough to loosen the knot and begin unraveling the rope around my wrists. If only I could have some J&B to sharpen my wits. My right hand came free of the knot after a few tense moments, and from there it was easy to unravel my left so I could hold the rope loosely in my hands behind me.
The figure finishes its work and finally turns. A prematurely aging man is revealed – probably in his mid to late thirties, slightly overweight, and balding. He walks forward, bringing himself through the darkness between us and into the light of my lamp, and speaks in a strangely muffled, deliberate manner: “If you cooperate you won’t need to be harmed. Just sit still and everything will be fine. You will be my ZOMBIE soon, just be obedient and it will be fine.”
He enters the full light of the lamp, revealing none other than the fucking janitor faggot that stares at me everyday at P&P. I could see him taking pleasure from seeing my sculpted body displayed in front of him. I pretend to be in a daze but keep my body tense, ready to spring at the slightest movement. He takes another step forward and reaches for the ice pick, but before he can close his hands on it I pounce. I bring the rope from behind my back and wrap it snugly around his neck, pulling hard to cut off circulation. Despite his meager build he puts up a viscous fight, clawing and biting at my arms until he loses consciousness.
When my former captor finally awakens, I have already finished tying him (much more tightly and with a better knot) flat on the table with his arms spread out beside him. His hands hang off either edge and are stretching toward the ground because of the rope holding them together on the underside of the table. Holding the scalpel in one hand and the ice pick in the other, I give him a few small cuts on his thighs to make sure he is completely conscious before I go to work. With the scalpel I make two elongated slits on each side of his mouth, twisting his face into a cruel smile and making blood flood into his open throat. Once the blade makes the initial incision it slides easily through his rubbery cheeks. It’s easy – like cutting a jellyfish, or a microwaved brain – like biting off a finger – or so I’ve heard. I’ve never tried eating fingers, but they say it’s as easy to bite one off as it is to bite a carrot, but we can’t because our minds won’t let us. However, I have found that the best experience for toe crunching is at the least expected moment. Imagine Kendra’s surprise when one minute I’m sucking on her toes while she’s whining with pleasure – her legs on my shoulders and her tits flopping around wildly – and the next I’m chomping through tendon and bone, munching and smacking and grinning with blood dribbling running down my chin. The confusion, the shock, the horror!
I realize that I’m getting hard and return my attention to the pervert in front of me. He gurgles and spits up some blood, twitching and moaning in pain. I eagerly take the ends of the rope that are tied tightly around his wrists and pull downward as hard as I can until each wrist snaps backward, the white bone protruding from the flesh and glistening in ivory glory. Doing my best to hold myself back, I take the scalpel and start cutting long, spiral slices along his shins that cause his legs to jump and strain against the ropes, which hold strong and rub deep burns into his ankles. At this point I lose it. After trying to cut him in half with the scalpel and breaking the tip of the blade somewhere around his liver, I take the ice pick, and poising myself above him in dramatic fashion I spit at him, “I’ve seen you looking at me you fucking faggot. This will keep your sick eyes off me for good.”
I miss the first couple times with my downward strikes, hitting the resilient brow bone above his eyes and allowing him a few extra moments of torturous life. With flaps of flesh hanging from his mutilated brow and globs of spit-infused blood leaking out of the sides of his mouth, he says with much difficulty, “You waaaant Q_P_ fu-fu-fooor your ZOMBIE?” For a moment he relaxes, and his body stops struggling and shaking. The ice pick, well aimed this time, plunges deep into his right eye, tearing apart the iris and sending a stream of goop squirting out of the socket. He stops twitching and the room is filled with the unmistakable stench of human feces – he smells like a goddamn hobo.
I stop and walk away from the table, looking back at the motionless body before me, the icepick protruding awkwardly from a mushy pile of blood and mangled eyelid. Whatever he was blabbing about didn’t make any sense. Why would someone want to become a lobotomized zombie? Zombies have no motives, no influences, they are mindless machines. They are meaningless — no values, no worth, no status of importance. Not only can they not act for themselves, they can’t follow any designated direction in life. I am gripped once again by internal panic, the zombie represents an emptiness that I can not quite grasp — not solely an emptiness of mind, but an emptiness of meaning. That makes killing one meaningless as well – there’s nothing there to tear apart – no “soul” to debase, no life to destroy. They follow nothingness, an existence in a hollow shell that is useless to themselves and others. They are the ultimate degenerates of society.